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"Pearl Jam", NYC in our Sleigh Bell Collar

DOG LOVE (for P.J.)

When the buds are blooming
And the berries are sweet
That's when you'll see me walking my poochi
Down the street

She's the cutest little thing
That I've ever seen
She's even cuter than Buddha
When he's eating ice cream

She's my scruffy ruff
She's my powder puff
Watch her do the twirl
She's my girly girl

I wish I could freeze
These moments in time
I would stop the clock
And keep the chime

So to the world
I would like to say
Once you've had dog love
You will never stray

©2004 Vincent Del Basso
All Rights Reserved

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The Jewish Dog

A guy gets a new dog, a nice Jewish dog. So he calls him Irving. He can't wait to show him off to his neighbor, so when the neighbor finally comes over, the guy calls Irving into the house, bragging about how smart he is.

The dog quickly comes running and stands looking up at his master, tail wagging excitedly, mouth open, tongue hanging out, eyes bright with anticipation.

The guy points to the newspaper by the door and commands "Okay, Irving, Fetch!"

Immediately, the dog climbs on to the couch and sits, his tail wagging furiously. Then all of a sudden, he stops. His doggie smile disappears. He starts to frown and puts on a sour face.

Looking up at his master, he whines, "You think this is easy, wagging my tail all the time? Oy ... This constant wagging of the tail puts me in such pain, you should only know! And you think it's easy eating that dreck you call designer dog food. Forget it...it's too salty and it gives me gas. And also the runs, but what do you care? Why don't you try it if you think it's so good? You try it. Dreck I say! Then you push me out the door to take care of my business, twice a day. It's disgusting I tell you! And when was the last time you took me for a nice long walk? I can't remember when!"

The neighbor is absolutely amazed ... stunned. In astonishment, he says, "I can't believe it. Irving can speak. Your dog actually talks. Here he is sitting on the sofa talking to us."

"I know, I know." says the owner. "He's not yet fully trained yet. He thought I said, 'Kvetch'."

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
- Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than they love themselves.
- Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
- M. Acklam

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, YOU aren't getting enough exercise.
- Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
- Anne Tyler

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
- Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
- Unknown